j2m + text posts part 2 (part 1)

That last one thou

(via leavemealoneimblogging)

onlinegf:

srooky????????

onlinegf:

srooky????????

(via baconating)

Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

(Source: nicflor, via thecaptainjacksparrow)

wizardonbakerstreet:

yeachristmasyea:

dorkkbatch:

Like father like son.

THEY ARE SO CUTE I CANT EVEN

ITS THE SAME DAMN SMILE THO

(Source: ohgodbenny, via thecaptainjacksparrow)

(Source: poyzn, via baconating)

phan-you-not:

troylerandnutella:

troylerina:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'eat shit'

'you're an idiot'

"you’re the worst person in the world"

(via volitionary)

asian:

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

imagine sitting on the toilet and foam starts rising up to your ass cheeks

(Source: kikuchimoa, via thehumanbutt)